Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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