Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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