i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my sisters under your porch take her home
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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