He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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