Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
literally had 100 drinks last night.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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