We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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