he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
