i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Help. Why am I so naked?
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