so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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