love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Randomize
