dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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