My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Two words: blizzard sex
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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