so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Say something about gay babies.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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