do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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