the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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