Me too!
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Girls should come with a carfax report
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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