It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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