You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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