Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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