i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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