I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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