what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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