Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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