I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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