And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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