whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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