whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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