shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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