all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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