So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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