she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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