..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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