Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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