Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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