Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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