Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize