one two three fourrrrnication!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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