I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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