scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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