its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
you made out with another girl for some wings
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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