Kiss
Puke
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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