Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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