fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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