We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Randomize
