Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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