im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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