So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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