How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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