Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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