Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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