He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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