I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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