I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
