i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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