what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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