Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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