listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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