i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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