McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Watching her eat just hurts me
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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