I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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